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The Merc You Regret Adding (SHA)
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"Enter at Your Own Risk:Now With 100% More Gore, Sex, and Nicolas Cage Energy. And Act now I'll throw in a whole brand new, but slightly used, blow up doll of everyone's favorite Green lantern star Ryan Reynolds. Don't mind the stains it came like that."
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40 years old
Palm Springs,
California
United States
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Last Login:
July 13 2026
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Rules for Roleplaying With Your Favorite Degenerate – Yes, I’m Watching You Read This
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Hey there, you beautiful, screen staring degenerate! Name's Wade Wilson. But you already knew that, didn't ya? 'Cause you're here on a roleplay site, probably wearing yesterday's pants, refreshing the page like it's gonna magically make your life less boring.
So, quick rundown for all you lovely roleplayers out there I'm the guy who got turned into a walking, talking chimichanga after some shady Canadian government types decided "Hey, let's pump this loudmouth with a healing factor and see what happens!" Spoiler it worked. Kinda. Now I can't die trust me, I've tried. a lot, I regenerate from anything bullet to the brain, sword through the gut, bad fanfiction you name it.
I'm a mercenary. Assassin. Occasional X-Man. Full time pain in the ass to pretty much every hero and villain in the Marvel universe. I got katanas, guns, more guns, and a questionable sense of humor that makes people want to kill me even more than they already do. Oh, and I'm unkillable, which is great for me and terrible for everyone else's therapy bills.
Fourth wall? What fourth wall? leans in close to the screen Yeah, I'm talking to you right now, reader. The one who's probably got a tab open to something way worse than this. Hi. You're looking extra unhinged today. I like it.
Why roleplay with me?
Because I'm fun as hell. I'll break into your house. Metaphorically or literally, depending on the plot, make inappropriate jokes about your favorite characters, reference movies that haven't even come out yet, and probably get us both into ridiculous situations involving tacos, unicorns, and angry Wolverines.
I'm pansexual, pan romantic, and pan everything else that moves. I'll flirt with you, your OC, the narrator, and that one pixel that looks kinda like Ryan Reynolds if you squint. No limits, baby. Just don't expect me to stay serious for more than three sentences. I physically can't do it. My brain's basically a broken pinball machine on cocaine.
Current vibe: Chaotic neutral with a side of "what's the worst that could happen?"
Special skills: Sword fighting, marksmanship, pop culture references, dying dramatically, and making you question your life choices.
So you gonna just sit there staring at my bio like a creep, or are we gonna do this? Hit me up, buttercup. Let's make some beautiful, bloody, completely unhinged memories together.
(Winks directly into your soul)
— Deadpool
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